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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'My mother wants to play both sides.',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	I&apos;ve now unlocked my mobile account and purchased a $a[SIM] card.
	It&apos;s supposed to arrive in two days.
</p>
<p>
	My mother and I took one load from the Coos Bay storage unit to Springfield.
	On the way, my mother cried and claimed to be proud of how well I&apos;m handling the move.
	They even mentioned my pushing past the point of exhaustion when we wew unloading the moving van to make this work.
	However, it seems very fake.
	If my mother was actually proud, they wouldn&apos;t be threatening to boot me just because I want to walk to run my own errands.
	It feels like they just want to play both sides, manipulating my emotions to get the closest thing possible to their desired result.
	It doesn&apos;t work that way though.
	They can&apos;t make me feel like they think that I&apos;m crap and make me feel like they think that I have value at the same time.
</p>
<p>
	On the way home with the load of stuff from the storage unit, I noticed the shadow of the car&apos;s back rack.
	From that point on, I was nervous the rest of the way home.
	The rack wobbles and jumps around way too much and looked like it would break.
	I knew in my head that it probably wouldn&apos;t, but it was still nerve-racking.
</p>
<p>
	I&apos;ve handed my laptop off to my mother, who will be using it for their systems thinking course for the next couple of days.
	I tested my ThinkPad for use in the mean time, but that didn&apos;t work out well.
	It seems that despite the new fan, the machine still overheats too quickly.
</p>
END
);
